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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

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[–] [email protected] 163 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

For those out of the loop:
Global Tetrahedron is a fake evil corporation the Onion used as a bad guy in some stories.
Global Tetrahedron is also the real company that bought the Onion earlier this year.
Global Tetrahedron the real company also really bought InfoWars in a bankruptcy auction.
Global Tetrahedron the fake evil corporation is who wrote this article.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Onion's lore has layers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Like an ogre

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🤯

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Replying to test email notifications

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Got it

[–] Varyk 7 points 2 months ago

thanks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Unless it's the real evil corporation who wrote the article, as capitalism absorbs and monetizes criticism into itself...