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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is probably the best 100 second explanation of Java to exist.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure that's Fireship, without clicking the link.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah it's not you should check it out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You made me expect a Rickroll

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

All I hear is I brightened someone's day ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My experience with Java over the last 2 decades or so. Shame Android gave it extra life, thankfully Kotlin exists now.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 6 days ago

Yup, I swore off Android dev almost entirely because of Java, and then Kotlin came out and Android programming was tolerable again. Not fun, tolerable, lipstick can only make a pig so appealing...