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The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.
(self.showerthoughts)
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TheOnion should buy Infowars.com and start posting real news.
Info about wars only?
With attitude and public shaming!
And they did The Onion Buys Infowars
Mad Lads! Amazing!!
how tf...?