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The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
Welcome to 2016.
. . . Wait
Harambe was keeping us from the brink of annihilation
Bowie.
And Prince. Two god aliens that kept reality sane.
He was this timeline's Anchor Being. Now we're doomed.
There was a chance to not go this way!