this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally says "speeds up my steps as well".

[โ€“] AlDente 1 points 1 week ago

Speed walking and running are distinctly different things.