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[–] [email protected] 171 points 1 week ago (57 children)

Guys: Take a shower, shave and put on clean clothes before you meet with someone.

Hygiene is very sexy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I do that and still no dates, now what?

[–] Birch 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you remember to be attractive?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well I am not overweight, and am tall. Attractiveness is really on a scale and can be in the eye of the beholder, but no I would not consider myself attractive or unattractive, just plain.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All this place knows is Linux bro don't come here for advice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well good thing I'm not a Linux bro.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ok, so now you have a clear plan to work on your attractiveness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

not overweight, and am tall

Ever considered going to Asia?

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