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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was drunk and high out of my gourd one night biking home along Bloor Street and got a ticket for speeding lol. This was maybe 2004. I have thankfully matured since then.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow, it's honestly my dream to get a speeding ticket on my bike. I saw my opportunity one day where there was a school zone and a cop, so I pedaled as fast as I could, but still didn't get pulled over. I even bombed down a hill doing almost double the speed limit, and still no ticket.

I'll get it one of these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don't you have better shit to be doing? Let's ignore the fact he thankfully didn't see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane.

Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I absolutely would be. But you can bet I'm framing that ticket the moment I get home.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts