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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't worry, if they're Italian, they'll tell you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

snaps the spaghetti in half before putting it in the pot

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ayyyy...ooooh... whatsamattayou?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

You forgot this 🤌

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Ayo, hatecrime?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

slowly dollops cottage cheese onto lasagna noodles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wanna know how to silence an Italian?

Tie their hands up 🤌