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I knew it was a dream when he mentioned he brought a house...
As soon as I read "my wife" instead of "she", I assumed the wife would be someone else, and there would be an accident with the ex
knew it wasn't real when she didn't get arrested
Guy sued her for whiplash, but it turns out the girl’s dad is the mayor of a nearby medium-sized city and they settled the lawsuit to keep the whole thing quiet. They spent the money on a house and still had a modest safety net leftover. In the dream, I mean.
In real life, the mayor cashed in on a favor from the DA and the police faked the accident reports. Guy is facing a manslaughter charge and prison time.