this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
188 points (95.2% liked)

196

17554 readers
411 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.


Rule: You must post before you leave.



Other rules

Behavior rules:

Posting rules:

NSFW: NSFW content is permitted but it must be tagged and have content warnings. Anything that doesn't adhere to this will be removed. Content warnings should be added like: [penis], [explicit description of sex]. Non-sexualized breasts of any gender are not considered inappropriate and therefore do not need to be blurred/tagged.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel or email.

Other 196's:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

ID:

  1. An adult duck wearing a t shirt with a carved pumpkin on it, and their offspring wearing a batman costume, are at a party. The child says: "dad, look! that little boy's wearing a princess costume!", the dad replies "seriously?"

  2. Dad duck raises an eyebrow: "somebody ought to say something to that kid's parents!"

  3. Dad duck speaking to a blue duck: "hey, is that your son in the dress and heels?" blue duck replies: "yup."

  4. The ducks smile and high five. Dad duck says: "nice parenting! your kid rocks!" and blue duck replies: "thanks! isn't he awesome?!"

Credit: Brian Gordon

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What if you're a pervert? That's a pretty decent excuse.