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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! 😂

BuddyChrist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

First thing I thought of also, but I rewatch Dogma regularly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

buddy christ wasn't fucking adorable though? I didn't want to pre-order buddy christ???

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Buddy Jesus would have been an a better choice. The internet fanfiction might have worked for them. I predict they won't be pleased by the fanfiction they're about to get from under age manga.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

not...publicly pleased, at any rate...

but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

hmmm?Oh that was intentional.

[–] southsamurai 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Better than Bloody Christ, for sure.

The Buddy and Bloody of Christ, though… Now, you’ve got a sacrament going.