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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Such is life if you don't follow rule 1&2.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Be good looking;
  2. Born rich.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Be attractive
  2. Don't be unattractive
[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago