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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

What a fucking bonkers drug. Here, take one and you won't have the sniffles and will feel quite drowsy. Take two, and you'll fall asleep from the drowsiness. Take 10 and witness the nightmares. No matter how much you take, though, it significantly increases your risk for alzheimer's. We sell it in giant bottles with hundreds of pills, which is probably a lethal dose. Have fun kids!

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

It sounded amazing right up until the alzheimers tbh.

Fortunately for me it's not even sold here.