this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] bestboyfriendintheworld 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dating apps are an option if you don’t meet people of your preferred gender and age group somewhat regularly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

How do you not panic and delete it every time you get a message that's not immediately identifiable as a bot? Lost my nerve at the first human looking "Hey" and nuked my account.