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[–] Susaga 7 points 1 month ago

Granted. Your phone breaks, preventing you from receiving text messages, or doing anything else with your phone. And there's no real option for you to obtain a new phone, even by borrowing someone else's.

You will still receive leaflets about Ohio politics, though. If you want the leaflets to stop, just send a quick text to the number on the back saying "STOP".