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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you want my sex tape that bad, all you gotta do is ask.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is it always "if you want my sex tape" and not "if you want to make a sex tape"

Ok honestly that was funnier in my head, but maybe someone else can see where I was going and make it funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I don't have to star in it, better for me. Win win.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No see that's half the fun! I didn't get in shape and enjoy acting on a small stage to let the talent go to waste!

Plus the acting isn't the difficult part for me, don't need weird camera techniques either.

spoilerThe difficult part is keeping the blood supply every time I stand up or move, fainting is a fear too

[–] ArbitraryValue 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He'll also have to come and help, unless he just wants to watch you go at it alone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna need a lot of help, as I don't actually have the motivation to make a sex tape.