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Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says (www.oregonlive.com)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nope. The picture shows the bag contained other illegal items, therefore it wasn't full of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

There were more molecules of air than the total number of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's just more lies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Indeed, the other items were in the car, along with the bag.

When officers... searched the car and discovered cash, a loaded revolver, scales — and a bag that had “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it, with drugs inside...