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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Almost made it a whole week but my stupid wife needs a ride to the craft store

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Craft store is fun! Get some stuff to decorate your "command center."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Excuse me but it's my lab in my dungeon thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always think of my area as a command center because of:

The Warlock: Why did you bring a cop to my command center?

John McClane : Command center? It's a basement!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll have you know that my lab is in the basement of my own house

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fair enough!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So when are you gonna come and hang out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Can't! I'm grounded for running up my mom's electric bills!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind giving your wife a ride.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Try it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Is she single?

[–] AwesomeLowlander 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm starting to see how the Gisèle Pelicot case started

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What ... Inhales ... THE FUCK?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Is the chauffer job still available? I'd like to audition as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please tell us more about this stupid wife.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I drove her to the stupid craft store, but first we stopped and had some stupid Vietnamese for lunch, and then afterwards picked up some stupid eggs at the stupid grocery store so I could make some stupid brownies later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm trying to sum up the vibe here but I'm having a hard time thinking of the right word.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

That's because you're stupid

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The dream...

[–] where_am_i 0 points 1 day ago

Tell that stupid bitch to go find somewhere else to live