this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In this case, I expect it's going to be blowing those ratchet straps after they become unanchored, turning them into whips that'll cleave the roof in half.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The description for the picture says they are connected to big burried concrete blocks, so likely the house is gone before these straps get loose.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah but if a tree slams into the strap and breaks it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those straps aren’t going to break.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look man I'm not a sciencologist but if a big ol tree smacks into that strap maybe the strap doesn't break but the metal tie downs? Idk man doesn't seem like it would work out well for the house or straps

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A 2" wide straps is supposed to fail at about 10,000 pounds/4500kg of static load. The nylon strap will fail long before the metal hardware does, and the roof is going to fail before either of those do. If a large enough object fell on the strap, the most probable scenario is that the strap would end up acting like a wire cutter to the roof.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You could use those straps to lift a large tree up in the air with a crane

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I need an after picture of this house stat

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

It'll trampoline off into the neighbor's house.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It might break the roof. Those straps are nearly as wide as that truck's brake lights, i don't see them snapping so easily.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

homie these straps are probably rated for a tree falling on it lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok but what about 20 trees and a lot of debris?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

ur house is probably part of the debris by then lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

unanchored

whips

schrodingers whip. How is it both unanchored and a whip at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

if one of them goes, the other is pretty likely to go as well. Unless you just didn't secure it properly, in which case skill issue.