this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Tossing, turning, tossing, get up to pee, tossing, back pain, turning, tossing, goddamn it it's 3 am already, tossing, turning, get up to pee, tossing, cat goes genocidal on her toys, alarm goes off.

Time, you sonofabitch...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You forget the falling asleep literally 12 minutes before your alarm goes off.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

The deepest, most-restful sleep of the night.