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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sweet, I just need a small, interest-free loan of 3 million dollars and I'll pay you back $10,000 a month for 300 months. Don't believe me? Here, check out my credit report.

Credit report: trust me bro

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The remaining $10000 will only be worth 2500 in 30 years time, assuming 5% inflation per year...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Whose side are you on here, me the plucky underdog, or some multimillionaire with money to burn