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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'll have you know that was my grandfather and he will be missed dearly.

he lost his grip after that last picture and in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

God I don't miss that novelty act

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you're not a comedian. And that's a shit joke, because it's not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody's getting offended here, it just wasn't funny - or idk, maybe you're projecting and you got offended when people weren't laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?

Let's face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let's not confuse them with jokes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you sound like Dane Cook after an hour of..well...being Dane Cook.

you can't gatekeep humor. I can't fucking stand pretentious self-centered pricks like yourself.

humor isn't here for YOU, it's not here for ME. humor is here for them, the people who need it most. the ones who hate the day, you, themselves. the ones consuming the humor, even the ones telling the humor. IMO you're a humorless prick, and that's the only reason why your probably so insufferable be around.

I'm going to give you the best advice you'll ever hear, so listen up.

if you don't like the jokes I'm tellin, then get the fuck out! you paid nothing to be here. your tickets were free, as in feel free to fuckin leave.

-- some comedian

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Humor? Your idea of a joke is adding text to a photo. You're not funny, your jokes stink, you have two left hands, nobody read your self-righteous rant.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

here, no text.

you big fucking baby

nobody read your self-righteous rant.

stop, you're somebody to somebody.