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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Cougars in heat sound like a woman being murdered. Bigger louder sound than a fox. Terrifying if you don't know what it is, and a bit terrifying if you do.

[–] whyNotSquirrel 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I thought you were talking about women that like younger men, and that was confusing

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Their screams can vary in pitch and intensity.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I wasn't confused until you pointed out this isn't what they meant.

Are there cat-girl women who like younger men living in rural areas?

No need to answer, I'm moving, let me get surprised.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I was thinking about rabbits, too, that get very vocal when a predator catches them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Instead it’s just sin crouching at your door ❤️❤️