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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FWBs get paid?! Why wasn't I told this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What'd you think the benefits were?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should've said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I'm "drunk and horny enough" now, Jamie.