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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This might be 100% bullshit but an interesting theory nonetheless.

Gorliias, chimpanzees and bonobos walk around at butt height and see how strong a potential partner is by their butts. Since we started walking upright boobs are closer to eye level and have eveloved to resemble butts.

[–] loaExMachina 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

^ Found the Prison School watcher

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never heard of prison school

[–] loaExMachina 1 points 2 months ago

It's where this tirade is from. (Kinda NSFW)