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Anon shares his dating preferences (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] dangleheadturtle 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Saving this for when I have to describe my preference to anyone again.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I just started talking with a girl who said she loved eggs as a midnight snack. So I said I'm looking for a Gaston-like girl, large as a barge, eats 5 dozen eggs, and hair on every inch of her. She responded in good humor, a fun little conversation.