this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you an owner or a renter?

[–] andrew_bidlaw 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've stolen some, traded some, and now I'm left with one small boob and one big boob in a freezer, what do

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Nature's stress ball.