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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And now you're the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats exactly the kind of person we want to be. The soundboard guy, that’s one step away from radio talk show host.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You never know, this could have been a class about finance. Jim Cramer got disgustingly far using a soundboard. Also by grifting investors with his hedge fund, but mostly the soundboard.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'd rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Everyone can respect an actual monstrous fart.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I have two on my sound board, but you do you