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You don't fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Apart from the pillow's involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don't fuck it
What about the couch?
Only if you're a weird Republican
Couches are sluts, they're up for anything.
If it'll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.