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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn't make sense

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I'd call major BS