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Go ahead and warm that resume up too lol
Resume? I'd have a lawyer on the phone. No money for a lawyer? Kill your boss and then yourself, fuck reality.
Everything ok at home man?
You lost me at the end...
I was sure it was gonna be a “garage” -> “car hole” reference. Imagine my disappointment