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Sounds like a great family
Jokes aside, if you ever feel like killing yourself, don't. Don't let them win.
I wonder why Anon has issues finding love, with such a great upbringing
Yeah, I find straight up abandoning your shit family is a not completely bad idea.
You'd be surprised at the jobs out there that simply let you get on a train or a boat and simply leave it all behind if you want to.
Just please then don't jump off the back of my boat. The point is that it might be lonelier than guaranteed family but ocean is a bad way to go.
Oh definitely don't kill yourself, there's absolutely no future in it.
My cousin killed himself and I do not think it helped at all.
Yea, just put that energy into murdering your aunt.
But make it look like your cousin did it.