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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

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I'm starting to get grey hairs already (lemmy.world)

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[–] captain_aggravated 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm almost at Abe Simpson's perfect diatribe.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it is weird, but not yet scary to me.

I remember being in my late teens and early 20's and my parents would watch The News(tm) and how often they'd run stories that were of the pattern "And coming up after the break, Kids These Days(tm) are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Why you should be angry and scared." And the first thing I thought as a Kid Those Days(tm) was "...no we're not. I had sex this afternoon and one of the few things we didn't touch together was our eyes." And I guess I'm still young enough that that kind of story doesn't make me click a thumbnail?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ha, this guy hasn't gotten an eyejob.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

If there’s a hole

Now if you’ll excuse I need to go vomit at that mental image

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I was never with it, but I did understand the slang better.