this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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Fuck Trucks 🖕
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American pickup trucks; those gaudy, humungous, unnecessary, pedestrian-killing, environment destroyers. Fuck people who own these to feel "tough" and compensate.
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I say we make them even bigger. If they’re high enough, they’ll just go right over the pedestrian without touching them. Checkmate, libruls!
Nah, that's impractical, because then we'd need to raise all of the bridges.
Instead, let's add plows to the trucks to push the children out of the way.