Fuck Trucks 🖕

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American pickup trucks; those gaudy, humungous, unnecessary, pedestrian-killing, environment destroyers. Fuck people who own these to feel "tough" and compensate.

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NHTSA targets truck bloat! (www.theverge.com)

submitted 3 months ago by baggachipz to c/fuck_trucks

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[–] baggachipz 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I say we make them even bigger. If they’re high enough, they’ll just go right over the pedestrian without touching them. Checkmate, libruls!

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 3 months ago

Nah, that's impractical, because then we'd need to raise all of the bridges.

Instead, let's add plows to the trucks to push the children out of the way.

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