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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is irresistible (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?

[–] BodilessGaze 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chargin

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

MahLazer?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i'd say that's pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.