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var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Try assembly language! You have registers, and they are named for you with highly memorable names like R17.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ngl RAX actually sounds cool and is memorable 🥺

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

RIP.

Don’t recommend using that register to store your variables.