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Anon finds the secret to losing weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] Corkyskog 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is why I wish I had a fortune teller to say exactly when I am going to die. If you knew you were going to go out on a certain date, you could abuse opiates for months before your body gets used to them and then avoid the eventual darkness of deep addiction.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

And then it turns out you die from the overdose that you caused yourself