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[–] Tar_alcaran 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not in terms off K:D ratio

[–] skulblaka 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure, when you've got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Given the number of deer that I have seen absolutely total a car/ semi, bounce down the road, stagger to their feet and bound into the forest, I don't think there needs to be a might in that sentence. Deer only weigh about 400 pounds, and they regularly live through car accidents. The cow is just gonna moo at you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lots of assists though. Burgers will get ya eventually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Also due to the fact that they weigh 3000 pounds and have feet as hard as a rock. Some of them even have pointy things coming out of their heads!