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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It glides as softly as a cloud.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is there a chance the track could bend?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not on your life, my Feddit friend.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about us braindead slobs?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Reverendender 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Were you sent here by the devil?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

No good Sir, I'm on the level.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

No, good sir, I'm on the level.