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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

American food is poisonous

American food is grease and sugar. Pure grease and sugar. Sometimes combined. God, I want a funnel cake right now.

Dammit, I just realized I haven't had a funnel cake in literal years. How sad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

3 things that will make anything better, fat, sugar, and salt. If your dish isn't doing it for you, just keep adding at least one of those three, based on the dish, and eventually it will be delicious.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Acid is another magic ingredient. Lemon juice, vinegar, or even just straight citric acid from a shaker if you don't want to add more liquid. Sometimes something will taste like it needs more salt, but adding a touch of acid is actually what it needed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And funnel cakes are arguably Eastern European/Germanic. It's a similar batter as Dutch Baby (think Dutch as in "Deutsch"), aka German Pancake (and also popovers). There's a slight change for each one, but essentially an eggy batter with no leavening.

Though I'd guess every country has a version of it, and brought it with them to the US.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's fair season. I'm sure you can find a carnie slinging a funnel cake nearby.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately, my limited mobility (and income for that matter) put the kibosh on that. Or at least make it more trouble than it's worth. I'll have to make one myself one of these days.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've never had a funnel cake before. I almost had one over the weekend at the fair, but I decided to try an elephant ear for the first time ever. It was okay. A bit too much sugar for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, my poor child. I'd mail you one if I could.

Alton covers it in Good Eats "Popover Sometime". Popovers use a similar batter.

Stupid easy to make. My mother wasn't much of a cook (bless her heart), and still taught us to make them as kids.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'll get one next year at the fair. Then I can experience this wonder you speak of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Do you like donuts and/or fritters? If so, imagine them combined in a vaguely circular, bumpy, crunchy disc. Funnel cakes are amazing - if you eat them plain, there's not a lot of sugar too. Of course, the classic is with all sorts of sugary condiments crusting the top...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I enjoy fresh donuts that aren't overly sweet. I went to Krispy Kreme when it opened in my city, pretty excited because of its popularity, thinking I was going to get the best donut I've ever tasted. It was disgusting. I felt like I was eating a sugar soaked sponge. So, too much sugar ruins something for me, but a savory and sweet donut is pretty tasty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I like a good plain donut (and dislike Krispy Kreme) myself. I think you'd like a good funnel cake!