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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Someone call me an ambulance. Tell them I don't want to be resuscitated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Woooaaah Black Betty

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

dont worry, i called you an ambulance while you were unconscious