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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Jesus could have been an antique meme à la Chuck Norris that got waaaay out of hand (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by MajorSauce to c/[email protected]

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All we have are scriptures and texts that could have been a series of meme that built/improved from eachother but lost the common knowledge between the generations that it was fictional.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think you have your logic backwards.

When Chuck Norris stepped on the water it knew better than to let him sink.

Chuck Norris yelled at the river and 700 fish came out to feed his friends. Nobody dared ask where the loaves came from.

Chuck Norris was killed by crucifixion. It took him 3 days to kick Satan's ass and break out of hell. Now, he's out for payback!

Chuck Norris said "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one cometh to the Father except through me. And if you come back in, I'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for a left."

Gospel of Chuck 4:20; “Nikko was easy. Now it's your turn. One night you'll close your eyes, and when they open I'll be there. It'll be time to die.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for giving me exactly what I needed.