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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Floaters, caused (I believe) by lensing of your aqueous humor (the liquid in your eyes) which is a viscous fluid. That's why they show up more on bright solid color backgrounds (like the sky). As you get older, your eyeball fluid gets thicker and chunkier causing more of them.

[–] funkless_eck 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not post that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But cottage cheese tastes good... (especially when paired with fruit)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Aged cottage eye cheese with a wine pairing