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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They used to put you under and then give you a prescription for as many opiates as you could ever want here in Canada, but it was abused so now they just rip em out and send you away with instructions to take some ibuprofen.

Europe probably had the right idea, by the end of the second day I was only taking pain meds before sleep.