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[–] [email protected] 110 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"I'm JD Vance I'm running for vice president," Vance said. "Good to see you."

The employee sounds unmoved and replies with "okay" and waits for him to begin his order.

Does he expect people to get down on their knees after he tells them that?

[–] Grass 90 points 3 months ago (6 children)

"okay..."

silence

"I'm sorry but we don't have any couch shaped donuts"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

"Oh we're prepared for this! One moment please!"

Call to the back: "Guys, we need the plastic cover for the couch, it's a code V!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I'm sorry, our couch donuts aren't glazed."

JD Vance, tugging on his suddenly sweaty shirt collar: "Oh I think I can help out there."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

"I'm sorry, our couch donuts aren't glazed."

That's ok. He prefers to do that part himself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Or "okay..."

"Then it's cash only..."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The "Please Clap" energy was intense nostalgic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

"What are your intentions with my donuts?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I literally laughed

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The "OK" crushed him. He was expecting any reaction and she could give 2 shits about him. Order your donuts and get the fuck out, ain't nobody got time for your ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine if she had a zinger loaded. "Yeah, you're the running mate for 'America's Hitler.'"

Actually they probably got a bunch of reactions like that and "ok" was the one person that put him in the best light.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Simplicity is better in most cases. When someone has to tell you who they are and you respond "ok". That is brutal. You are literally saying I don't give a fuck

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kind of wish she had said, "That's weird."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

My fantasy:,

"Not under Trump, right?"

"Actually..."

"Ewwww"