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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a soyboy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How the fuck does this get posted all the time without anyone ever picking up on the fact that this workplace dynamic is obviously made up and anon is literally a 4chan kid who just changed the actors in his story from ''teacher' and "classmate" to 'boss' and 'coworker' so he wouldn't get banned on an 18+ imageboard.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

FOUND THE SOYBOY

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Not only that, but mammal milk is literally hormone soup. Including estrogen. And soy doesn't actually contain the same type of estrogen. They contain isoflavones including plant estrogen (phytoestrogen). Similar but different chemical, with different bioavailability in mammals.

Also:

For example, many studies have found that Western-type dietary patterns characterized by high intakes of red meat, processed foods, sweets, dairy, and refined grains are consistently associated with higher estrogen levels ( 3 , 15 , 16 , 17 ).

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/foods-to-lower-estrogen

Basically the diet of the carnivores that mock the soyboys. How's that for projection?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The more I know

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sorry my facts offend your feelings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Soyboy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's a shitpost, dawg. I'm just dicking around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I like that it very slowly alternates just subtly enough to make you question your sanity like one of these actual types of people.