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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Doesnt cowmilk also actually have estrogen in it? Making it even more ironic?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also cheese, eggs, meat, and even our environment due to waste products (feces, urine) generated by animal farms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fml, guess no more feces and urine for me, what the fuck am I gonna eat?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Yep. Mmmmm... Yummy hormones. Also delicious nipple pus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

my ma once said that because milk has estrogen in thats the sole reason why trans girls exist :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know what's great about nipple pus? You can make bacteria eat it down, then eat the resulting bacteria shit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Add some fungus to that bacteria shit, and that's my favorite. Pair that with a yeast shit water, and it's heaven.