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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm only surprised it wasn't all Happy Meals.

"I have a very good brain. My Uncle went to MIT. Good genes, very smart. So when I say Happy Meals are the best food you can get, you know it is! Trust me, folks. You get a little toy inside. A little plastic toy. Sometimes it's a car, folks, but sometimes, if you're a girl, it's a little dolly. A little dolly, folks. I always get the car unless it's a Disney toy. We love Lilo and Stitch, don't we, folks?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

For some reason, I read this being spoken in an Adam Sandler's waterboy voice "I have a very good brain..."