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The Sandwich Thief (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is only hilarious because I'm not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!

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seems people took this joke seriously 😐

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It's illegal in most places.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.