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[–] Varyk 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

>sort of tried once.

>haven't talked directly to her.

>gave up.

why isn't this working?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How many tries are too many tries?

[–] Varyk 6 points 5 months ago

cross the starting line before giving up, i always say

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Did we read a different green text? How do you figure he got her number, mind reading?